December 2009
45 posts
"Soldiers" by Giuseppe Ungarette
hunterkgatherer:
One is as
in autumn
on the trees
the leaves.
“…all above them in the forehead’s wrinkles, you seem to track the...”
– woodland/wintry tropes helping me deal with cold weather. my thanks to mr. melville!
sisterworld
Me: it's just glorified diarrhea
Maire: wowzer
me: wowzer schaunzer
Maire: poor pup
me: yeah she's okay though
she farts an awful lot
loudly, quietly
intensely
it smells like baked meat
mixed with poop
“Also confiscated was what police described in a statement as “bubbly material”...”
– Danish Police Seize Protest Equipment - NYTimes.com
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“Looks are the new feminism, an activism of aesthetics,” Alex Kuczynski...”
– Bo-Tax Backlash - Opinionator Blog - NYTimes.com (via hunterkgatherer)
Watchlost pony
“Moby-Dick” is symbolic of a cat and mouse hunt. Ahab is the cat who wants to...”
– wikipedia FAIL
Moby-Dick - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
(via hunterkgatherer)
Let's play "The Vagina Game."
lelooshka:
tuxtax:
hasslethehoff:
dirtyghettokidsadvocate:
tae-young:
hyo-jung:
zomgitsvivi:
allanisme:
juicebox:
mixxxd:
kimmychau:
ninersz:
emilyfbr:
Players reblog with movie titles, and in each title, one word must be substituted with the word “vagina.”
I’ll start :
My Big Fat Greek Vagina
War of the Vaginas
Finding Vagina
A Vagina To Remember.
Black...
“My own grammar is hopeless. In fact, that’s surely wrong. I’m supposed to say,...”
– Bookslut | Ambrose Bierce’s Write It Right: The Celebrated Cynic’s Language Peeves Deciphered, Appraised, and Annotated for 21st-Century Readers edited by Jan Freeman
Former Miss Argentina Dies From Cosmetic Buttocks... →
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soupsoup:
I promise, this is not from The Onion.
“There have been so many lies and distortions pointed out in Sarah Palin’s Going...”
– http://www.huffingtonpost.com/geoffrey-dunn/palins-latest-emrogueem-g_b_373453.html (via aplacetostorepoems)
Cormac McCarthy’s “faux-arty machismo”? Say what? ... →
ugh, that salon review. taking umbrage at uncounted and uncalendered, as if it’s some redundant or cumbersome phrase? it’s so not! it’s sealing the civilization-as-we-know-it-is-over-and-what-can-be-done-about-man? deal in a strategic, beautiful way.
Top 20 Unfortunate Lessons Girls Learn From... →
kaytee:
A few highlights:
If a boy tells you to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the love of your life. You should stay with him since he will keep you safe forever.
When a boy leaves you, going into shock, losing all your friends and enduring night terrors are completely acceptable occurrences — as long as you keep your grades up.
Boys who leave...
“What would Martin Luther King, Jr. do? What would your grandmother do? Not send...”
– Michael Moore (via azspot) (via robot-heart-politics) (via soupsoup) (via hunterkgatherer)